If you told me that there was a government conspiracy to make the month of April, like, *disappear*, I would totally believe you. If you said there was an ongoing plot to do the same thing to May, I would nod my head emphatically.
What is going on??
We *have* been traveling a bit. In the last month, we were in Eugene (briefly), Bellevue (briefer), Kelso (briefest), and Portland (least brief). Oh, and the weekend before we went to Eugene, I went to Weston, OR with our church's high school girls.
Because of this, my purse has a serious case of Travel Bag.
A lesser person would be too proud to share with you the contents of this bag. It's a lot. Maybe it doesn't look like it. Maybe this looks like a nice, slender purse to you.
But let me tell you, when I dumped this puppy out, I decided I needed to put on an episode of
Arrested Development, because I was going to be here for a bit.
(Not because the cleaning would take that long. No, it's the documenting that which was in my purse. Because it needs to be shared.)